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3 December 2009
"Des said to me: 'In 20 years, Andy, everyone will have forgotten about that truck.'"
1 October 2009
"It's so difficult to dance properly. I'll dance after a couple of beers..."
1 August 2009
"I rang Dean Windass and pretended to be interested in signing him. It went on for five minutes. I started to feel sorry for him."
"Margaret Thatcher sent me a note basically saying: "F**k off"
28 April 2009
"You can find a beautiful woman anywhere, but the average girl on the street is better in Montevideo..."
28 January 2009
"I’d visit schools, and the kids would always think I was Bobby Charlton or Bobby Moore..."
11 October 2008
"I wish I was called Isambard. Isambard Kingdom Holloway, it’s got a ring..."
13 September 2008
"Can I change to Pocahontas? She had those South American curves, very nice..."
31 July 2008
"Glenn sent me to see Eileen Drewery. I sat in this seat, I couldn’t see her – I thought she was going to come out with no clothes on or something!"
"I'd never sing karaoke. I have pretty much the worst voice in the world"

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