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1 August 2009
"I rang Dean Windass and pretended to be interested in signing him. It went on for five minutes. I started to feel sorry for him."
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"Margaret Thatcher sent me a note basically saying: "F**k off"
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28 April 2009
"You can find a beautiful woman anywhere, but the average girl on the street is better in Montevideo..."
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28 January 2009
"I’d visit schools, and the kids would always think I was Bobby Charlton or Bobby Moore..."
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11 October 2008
"I wish I was called Isambard. Isambard Kingdom Holloway, it’s got a ring..."
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13 September 2008
"Can I change to Pocahontas? She had those South American curves, very nice..."
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31 July 2008
"Glenn sent me to see Eileen Drewery. I sat in this seat, I couldn’t see her – I thought she was going to come out with no clothes on or something!"
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"I'd never sing karaoke. I have pretty much the worst voice in the world"
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26 June 2008
"I was stuck in the back of a car for two hours with Edwina Curry... it was like being stuck with your mother-in-law."
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"Someone will say: 'It’s you isn’t it? Martin Peters!' That’s quite odd, I’m much more handsome..."

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