West Ham sign Carlton Cole for 11th time
West Ham United have confirmed that they have signed striker Carlton Cole from West Ham United for an undisclosed fee.
The ex-Chelsea striker was tipped for great things early in his career when he impressed for England’s Under-21 side, but he has struggled to live up to expectations.
Cole’s career has been hindered by inconsistent performances, being mixed up with other players called Cole, a recurring knee injury and, most worryingly, a repeated tendency to sign for West Ham United.
A 2006 move to the Hammers from Aston Villa was widely seen as a positive change, but Cole has since signed for West Ham 10 further times in deals that have been heavily criticised since Cole was already playing for West Ham.
A weary Cole expressed his delight at signing a three-month contract with West Ham during his customary unveiling this afternoon before asking to be excused from holding a shirt up in front of his face due to the onset of a repetitive strain injury.
“I’m over the moon to have joined West Ham,” Cole told FourFourTwo.
“And when I say joined West Ham, I mean to still be at West Ham. And when I say delighted, I mean puzzled and slightly frustrated.”
While the transfer window remains closed for deals between clubs, there is currently no legislation preventing a club signing its own player.
West Ham have released an effusive statement in praise of Cole, who they feel "will be, is currently and already has been a great asset to his side".
However, club officials refused to comment on speculation that they are lining up a summer bid for West Ham striker Carlton Cole, who many feel would be an ideal replacement should Cole fail to deliver.