2. Pepe on Javi Casquero
Real Madrid vs Getafe, 2009
There's seconds remaining in a clash with your local rivals, and you haul down one of the opposition inside the area.
The scoreboard reads 2-2, and you could now be to blame for your side failing to pick up a point.
You're angry, and look around for something to kick - but all you can see is the opponent you felled, lying prone on the grass like a big blue piñata. So, you boot him several times and stand all over him before giving his mate a little smack in the face - that's natural, right?
Real Madrid's Pepe thought so, shown a red card and escorted from the pitch by team-mate Iker Casillas after his somewhat savage release of frustration all over Getafe's unlucky Casquero and his buddy Juan Albin.
Unfortunately for Pepe, the Spanish FA didn't agree and handed him an eight-game ban ruling him out for the rest of the season. And if you thought things couldn't get any worse for Pepe's plaything, Casquero, his spot-kick was saved by Casillas, before Gonzalo Higuain scored a brilliant winner.