Art it is not. An explosion of colour and bad shirt design incoming!
Here's the definitive list of the most garish football kits of 2015/16. Read on, but maybe keep a bucket close to hand...
1) Borussia Mönchengladbach (away)
Last season German outfit Borussia Mönchengladbach recorded their highest league finish since 2008, and thus there is plenty for Foals fans to look forward to this time out. However, watching their side play away from home isn't one of them.
Fohlen players will be clad in olive and mint green from top to toe, sporting horrible fragmented light-green diagonal line pattern features across the chest. It seems they've at least tried to cover it up a bit by plastering a glaring yellow sponsor on the front.
2) Wolfsburg (home)
After winning last season’s German Cup, Wolfsburg kit designers Kappa have taken inspiration from the kit the Wolves last donned during a cup final back in 1995.
Vertical stripes appear again, but there's simply too much going on with strips of green, blue and white, not to mention the chuffing great Volkswagen logo in the centre.
It goes from bad to worse thanks to Kappa's customary slapping of their logo on each shoulder. Then there's the third kit too...