If you ply your trade in the Catalan sports papers, youÃ¢ÂÂve pretty much got two options for your lead ahead of any BarÃÂ§a match: either a smug reflection on the clubÃ¢ÂÂs wonderful youth system, or a smug reflection on the wonderful Leo Messi.
Perhaps in a decision made over a tasty and traditional lunch of some kind of vegetable dipped in batter, both big papers in Barcelona have gone for a two pronged approach on Wednesday, ahead of BarÃÂ§aÃ¢ÂÂs match against AC Milan. Mundo Deportivo have trumpeted the Ã¢ÂÂMasia team in San Siro!Ã¢ÂÂ with Sport plonking a lovely photograph of Leo Messi on the front cover, with the banner Ã¢ÂÂThe ClÃÂ¡sico of ChampionsÃ¢ÂÂ.
ItÃ¢ÂÂs a sign that the last 16 tie with Silvio BerlusconiÃ¢ÂÂs battlers is a game where BarÃÂ§a are expected to pass through without too much fuss and discomfort, like a bunch of grapes consumed just before bedtime. But that doesnÃ¢ÂÂt stop Mundo Deportivo's Miguel Rico trying to grab the attention of the average BarÃÂ§a fan, who may have been lulled into a soporific state of stultifying stupour by a non-existent title race.
Ã¢ÂÂThe next seven matches are going to make the season. Five will be at the Camp Nou and two will be life or death.Ã¢ÂÂ A picky LLL will take issue with regards to the league games in question as, BarÃÂ§a could lose every one 57-0 and Real Madrid would still be light years behind in the table. The upcoming Copa del Rey and Champions League clashes are only important until an even more important, season-defining match comes along in a couple of weekÃ¢ÂÂs time.
Still, itÃ¢ÂÂs Einstein-level physics compared to the hyperbole written by Sport's Josep Maria Casanovas, who may have needed to wipe himself down following his attempt to get everyone elseÃ¢ÂÂs juices flowing, as well as his own. Ã¢ÂÂDear Reader, close your eyes, let your imagination fly and when it comes back, picture being in the San Siro dressing room half-an-hour before the match begins,Ã¢ÂÂ writes Casanovas, kicking off a reverie of footballers being all calm, collected and deciding whoÃ¢ÂÂs going to give Bojan a wedgie. LLL actually imagines the dressing room being empty at that stage, given it's when the players will be out enjoying their pre-match warm up.
The Sport scribe also has full confidence in the ability of Tito Vilanova to oversee BarÃÂ§aÃ¢ÂÂs affairs from New York - Ã¢ÂÂhe has a lot of free time to thinkÃ¢ÂÂ - where the manager is undergoing treatment for his illness, using Ã¢ÂÂnew technologies making miraclesÃ¢ÂÂ such as an Ã¢ÂÂiPhone and iPodÃ¢ÂÂ. God bless Alexander Graham Bell.
BarÃÂ§a are aiming to be the first la Liga side to secure victory in this season's Champions League knock-out stages. MÃÂ¡laga suffered a bit of Tuesday night bother with a 1-0 defeat away to Porto, although it could have been a lot worse for the visitors. Ã¢ÂÂWe didnÃ¢ÂÂt create much danger,Ã¢ÂÂ admitted manager Manuel Pellegrini. Ã¢ÂÂThey beat us in midfield,Ã¢ÂÂ rued Julio Baptista. However, MÃÂ¡laga are still in with a more than decent chance in the return leg, with the damage from the evening fairly limited in the end.
Traveling north through Portugal and out the other end into Vigo, Celta president Carlos MouriÃÂ±o didnÃ¢ÂÂt exactly have one of his finest hours. Despite blathering on about sticking with coach Paco Herrera through thick and thin - Ã¢ÂÂyou either have credit or you donÃ¢ÂÂt, Herrera has it with us,Ã¢ÂÂ the Celta overlord announced last Wednesday - the decision was made to fire poor Paco after the weekend defeat to Getafe.
The problem was that Herrera was pretty much the last to hear this news, with surely former Levante and AtlÃÂ©tico Madrid boss Abel Resino lined-up behind his back. There was then a bit of a hitch when Resino's desired number two, Salvo Ballesta, was refused a post due to pressure from the club's fans. Ballesta is a character whose very clear and oft-reported notions of what constitutes being Spanish were always unlikely to sit well with the regionalism of Galicia.
Ã¢ÂÂI donÃ¢ÂÂt have fixed political ideas. IÃ¢ÂÂve said this a thousand times,Ã¢ÂÂ said the irked former player. Ã¢ÂÂIÃ¢ÂÂm Spanish and will die being a Spaniard.Ã¢ÂÂ Ballesta also said that a lot of what was written about him was nonsense, telling TV show Punto Pelota Ã¢ÂÂI donÃ¢ÂÂt admire NazisÃ¢ÂÂ.
MouriÃÂ±o claimed in a testy press conference on Tuesday that any agreement to bring in Ballesta was made between Resino and himself. Ã¢ÂÂCelta didnÃ¢ÂÂt veto anyone. Celta either sign someone of they donÃ¢ÂÂt,Ã¢ÂÂ explained MouriÃÂ±o unhelpfully. Ã¢ÂÂWe decided he couldnÃ¢ÂÂt come to Celta after analysing the problems he had in other clubs and his inexperience of being the second coach of our team.Ã¢ÂÂ
So thatÃ¢ÂÂs both Galician teams going down then....