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Ironic slogan of the week
Newcastle UnitedâÂÂs invitation on its homepage: âÂÂYOU could be NewcastleâÂÂs best signing of the season.â Although, wait zenaba minute, thatâÂÂs not ironic, itâÂÂs true. Anyone of us could be⦠even Fulchester UnitedâÂÂs keeper Billy The Fish.
World Cup shock of the week
Romania 0-3 Lithuania in Bucharest. AustriaâÂÂs 3-1 triumph over a discontented, disorganised France, courtesy of a couple of Philippe Mexes errors, isnâÂÂt on the same Richter scale as LithuaniaâÂÂs triumph.
Lithuania upset the odds in Romania
Jorge Luis Borges inspired headline of the week
âÂÂToon battle with Spurs over PoyetâÂÂ. This is the football equivalent of the Argentine fabulistâÂÂs famous characterisation of the Falklands War: âÂÂTwo bald men fighting over a comb.â And, like so many of these headlines, it has since been denied by the interested.
Most predictable headline
Kaka: âÂÂI never want to leave Milan.â CanâÂÂt Manchester City, Chelsea, Doncaster Rovers et al just leave him alone? The poor lad has said this every day â or something similar â for the last year. Think of the wasted carbon footprint involved in just running a story in which the only significant change is the name of the spurned club.
Maxim of the week
âÂÂUnder normal circumstances, anyone buying a football club will end up looking an idiot within a year.â Hats off to The Times' Simon Barnes for this one. You can read his deliciously entertaining rant here.
Green shoot of recovery
For the first time in 10 years Belgium have opened their qualifying campaign for a major tournament with a win. Okay, the Red Devils did only beat Estonia (ranked 121st by FIFA) 2-1 but it was enough to have coach Rene Vandereycken crowing: âÂÂThis is the best squad I have worked with so far.â Damned with faint praise? Perhaps. But Belgium do, as uefa.com point out here have some decent young players emerging. So promising are these youngsters that a bunch of legends like Paul Van Himst and co have rallied behind them with a âÂÂWe believeâ campaign. Maybe Banks, Hurst and Charlton (Jack or Bobby) could do something similar for the Young Lions of 2008?
Borring but important
The thumb-sucking oneâÂÂs arrival at Manchester City dominated BritainâÂÂs back pages but in Denmark a 23-year-old midfielder called Jonas Borring has just left OB to join Midtylland for what is said to be the largest ever fee paid by one Superliga club to another. It has been one hell of a summer for Borring who starred as his new club gave Manchester City a scare in the UEFA Cup and was called up to the Danish national team for the first time. Definitely one to watch.
Jonas Borring? Not in the slightest
Football legend in need of a new business card
Dennis Wise. Needs to hand in cards that read âÂÂdirector (football) Newcastle Unitedâ and order new ones that read: âÂÂdirector (shambles) Newcastle UnitedâÂÂ.
The sack race
So far, Stefano Colantuono (Palermo), Kevin Keegan (Newcastle), Alan Curbishley (West Ham United), Oleh Protsavov (Dnipro Dnipropetrosvk), Zdenek Zeman (Red Star Belgrade), Itzak Shum (Beitar Jerusalem), Michael Der Zakarian (Nantes) and Ioan Andone (the coach who led Cluj to their first ever UEFA Champions League campaign) have all lost their jobs, either being fired, replaced or leaving on principle.
SeasonâÂÂs greetings
From Albania, where after 45 minutes on the opening day of the season, the score in all six matches was 0-0. Luckily Shkumbini Peqin ran amok in the second half of their game and beat minnows Bylis Ballshi 4-1.
Manchester United crisis!
But only, alas, in Gibraltar where the Red Devilsâ less illustrious namesakes finished fifth â and bottom â in the First Division.
Prophetic book title
Kevin Keegan Against The World, co-written by Mike Langley (published in 1979).
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