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SHARES
1 June 2007
"Good-looking, amazing, smart, friendly and funny – is that five words or does good-looking count as two?"
SHARES
"I thought the alarm clock was an oncoming car. I punched it to bits"
SHARES
1 June 2007
"Despite walking from court an innocent man, The Sun got what they wanted in the end..."
SHARES
1 June 2007
It’s more exciting to be involved in relegation battles than go through the motions in mid-table"
SHARES
Mark Hughes
1 May 2007
"There was a comic called Sparky, it rhymed with Mark, so I picked that. It wasn’t because I was a frustrated electrician or anything..."
SHARES
1 May 2007
"I’ve never seen him make a mistake"
SHARES
1 May 2007
"The gaffer calls me Dribblinho when I keep hold of the ball too long"
SHARES
1 May 2007
"I caught one using a Malteser, one with a Sugar Puff, one with a bit of cloth ripped off me jumper"
SHARES
1 May 2007
"Coming from Bath, I supported Manchester United"
SHARES
1 April 2007
"I signed some bloke’s forehead once. He couldn’t see it of course, so I just wrote what I wanted."

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