Messi throws down his markers after anthem is drowned by boos brothers

La Liga Loca’s father-in-law happened to be in town at the same time as the Copa del Rey final. The Texan gentleman had never heard of Leo Messi, in the same way that someone from Felixstowe would be unfamiliar with the lover of shrivelled balls, Tom Brady. He wasn’t even that fussed by soccer in general – but came close to firing his metaphorical six-shooter into the air when witnessing Leo Messi’s solo stunner against Athletic Bilbao. 

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