Neymar and Ronaldo both come under fire from a Messi gun show

It takes a creative mind to imagine either of them producing a Ron Burgundy kiss-the-guns routine after yet another match-winning display, but this week is the perfect opportunity for the Messis to prove just who is running the show.

First up came The Paraguayan Messi, the name by which we are obliged to call the ArgentinaâÂÂs starlet Juan Iturbe.

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