Rooney reckons he’s done enough for this season

After hitting three goals in Manchester United’s 4-0 win against Belgian side Club Brugge, Wayne Rooney has declared his intention to phone it in until June. Rooney has been criticised for his poor form so far this season, failing to net in any of United’s first three Premier League matches and lumbering around the pitch like a clumsy, sunburned auroch.

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