The managing director of the company which distributes Manchester United fanzine United We Stand to newsagents across Britain and Ireland is normally chirpy on the phone. This time his tone was different.
Ã¢ÂÂOpen, flowing finals? Only for teams who donÃ¢ÂÂt know what theyÃ¢ÂÂre doing.Ã¢ÂÂ That was Gazzetta dello SportÃ¢ÂÂs verdict on InterÃ¢ÂÂs efficient despatch of Bayern Munich in the Santiago Bernabeu on Saturday.
What do Kevin Keegan and Sousa Cintra have in common? They both suffer from Ã¢ÂÂfoot-in-mouthÃ¢ÂÂ syndrome and down the years have provided some one-liners that already belong to the Comedy Hall of Fame.