Ã¢ÂÂDoomed! WeÃ¢ÂÂre all doomedÃ¢ÂÂ - shrieked La Liga Loca as it popped into its corner newspaper kiosk on Thursday morning. As this is a regular occurrence in the blogÃ¢ÂÂs daily routine, the other patrons were unimpressed by this outrageous outburst and continued their flickage through the likes of Ã¢ÂÂWhich HamÃ¢ÂÂ and Ã¢ÂÂReally Big Sunglasses MonthlyÃ¢ÂÂ.La Liga Loca had turned to page three of Marca and caught a glimpse of a photograph of five middle aged men in suits sitting around a table in what appeared to be a palace ballroom. The first feral fear was that the editorial team of SpainÃ¢ÂÂs favourite daily footballing farce had been given the responsibility of clawing the country out of the economic hole it currently finds itself in, such was the pomposity and self-importance of the setting.Ã¢ÂÂSo how will lowering interest rates affect RaÃÂºlÃ¢ÂÂs bid to be Pichichi?Ã¢ÂÂ was how the blog imagined the main topic of conversation. But luckily for the global meltdown, the sombre surroundings were due to the fact that, King of Catalunya, Joan Laporta was in town - and every stuffed shirt at the paper was needed to probe the Barcelona bigwig on the season so far.