La Liga Loca has not been to the water-starved city of Barcelona for a while but it can only imagine that its pickpocket-invested streets are full of cranky culÃÂ©s with faces longer than Ruud van Nistelrooy on a caravanning holiday with Marco van Basten.If polls in Sport are to be believed - which they probably shouldn't be - then the local BarÃÂ§a support are still a fairly depressed bunch despite some promising movements and rumblings in the summer transfer market. The biggest cause of certain still appears to be the appointment of Pep Guardiola who was unveiled as the Barcelona manager on Tuesday. Before the presentation took place, only 17% of those answering an online poll claimed to be doing the cancan in celebration of Pep's brave new world. Instead, 27% were confessing their distinct lack of faith in the future. However, that figure had picked up considerably once Pep had revealed his plans for Barcelona's new footballing future with lots of touchy-feeling talk of 'feeling' and 'passion'.