La Liga Loca learned two things during its cheeky visit to the UK over the weekend, and one on its return to Spain.Brighton appears to have morphed from a pleasing, chill-out crusty-friendly paradise into a neo-fascist dictatorship with haranguing instructions to its citizen-brothers plastered on every surface imaginable. One pub was cheerfully informing its clientele, for example, that they were being watched on CCTV and ordered them to refrain from talking on their Ã¢ÂÂintrusiveÃ¢ÂÂ mobiles and informed them that smoking within 100 metres of the front door was illegal and that they should leave the establishment in total silence under pain of death once their fun quota has been reached. And not to drink too much, either. Or eat anything that had not been locally sourced. The city authorities have also imposed a directive forcing any male under the age of 26 to dress like a member of Vampire Weekend.