Are you tired of working for The Spanish Man? Have you been worn down by the daily grind of getting up at 10am, having breakfast, the second breakfast, the four-hour meeting, the long boozy lunch and the journey home at 5pm?Then prepare to give your troubles the footballing finger with La Liga LocaÃ¢ÂÂs simple, Guti-proof, four-stage, qet-rich-quick scheme that simply cannot fail.1) Keep a beady eye in the Ã¢ÂÂOpportunitiesÃ¢ÂÂ section of ValenciaÃ¢ÂÂs website.2) Apply for any open positions with the words Ã¢ÂÂsportingÃ¢ÂÂ, Ã¢ÂÂtechnicalÃ¢ÂÂ, or Ã¢ÂÂdirectorÃ¢ÂÂ in the title. 3) Pass interview.4) Get sacked after three months. This has been the route taken by many newly-minted former Mestalla men - all of whom can testify that this is a ruse that will make you rich, rich, rich! Ã¢ÂÂI did two weeks work and got 10 million euro! (according to El Pais)Ã¢ÂÂ gushed ex-president-type-thing, Juan Villalonga. Ã¢ÂÂAnd all thanks to the blogÃ¢ÂÂs Mestalla Money Machine!Ã¢ÂÂ Ã¢ÂÂMe?! I got sacked when we were near the top of the table and pocketed three million! Thanks La Liga Loca,Ã¢ÂÂ beams former manager, Quique SÃÂ¡nchez Flores. This may sound too good to be true, but this information comes from a source as honest and trustworthy as a Primera president... ValenciaÃ¢ÂÂs accounts. Current Mestalla bigwig, Vicente Soriano has revealed that over the last accounting year, the club forked out 16 million euro in severance payments, including the aforementioned 3 million to Quique and 2.2 million to get rid of Santiago CaÃÂ±izares. But what isnÃ¢ÂÂt made clear is whether those payments included the cash owed to Ronald Koeman and his technical team after their dismissal last season. Or the posse that followed him. Or Villalonga, for his all-too-brief stay as the clubÃ¢ÂÂs President-Idol 2008 winner.