1) Sergio Busquets, Barcelona vs Inter Milan (2010)
Wait, real contact! But although pesky Sergio gets a hand in the face from Thiago Motta, it's what comes next that earns the Barca enforcer a place on this list. As he rolls around in apparent pain, the cameras are quick to pick up a cheeky peek through the fingers to check the referee is convinced of the incident’s severity. Needless to say, when the red card appears he waits just long enough for Motta to accept his fate before jumping back to his feet, miraculously cured.