One's the spiky-haired frontman of a supremely well-marshalled, globe-threatening superpower who regularly roll their metal tanks across the front lawns of popular entertainment. The other's Miroslav KloseÃ¢ÂÂ¦
Remember when Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard was on the verge of moving to Chelsea in 2005? Despite having been a Liverpool supporter his whole life, Gerrard admitted he considered it because he thought his club was some way off winning the Premiership title.
In many ways SpainÃ¢ÂÂs World Cup performances since the beginning of FIFA-time AD could be described as impotent. After all, la Roja hasnÃ¢ÂÂt even experienced a good semi in the history of the competition, never mind reached a final.