Ã¢ÂÂTonight, Matthew, La Liga Loca is going to be Jarvis Cocker.Ã¢ÂÂ Instead of a Stars in Their Eyes (is that still running in the UK? Is John CravenÃ¢ÂÂs Newsround?) rendition of Common People, the blog is going to recreate the Pulp frontmanÃ¢ÂÂs finest moment Ã¢ÂÂ wafting his booty about during Michael Jackson's rendition of Earth Song at the 1996 Brit Awards.
There comes a time during any revolution when those wanting to overthrow the status quo need to assess if they have the firepower, the arms and the force to enable them to override the current leaders. And if they don't, if they need more firepower, more arms and more force to enable change at the top, the recruitment of that force needs to be measured and considered.
There are several prescribed solutions for a longer, healthier, happier life; don't stress about work, eat well, try and get at least eight hours sleep a night and don't inject heroin into your eyeballs while driving at 120mph around a winding mountain road.