Have you ever wondered what goalkeepers keep in those little goalie bags they stick in the back of their net? Spare gloves, obviously; tape, probably; the Barcelona keeper might take a novel in case Xavi, Inesta, & Co. decide to play some keep-ball.
Who cares about the Champions League anyway? We have the battle for next seasonÃ¢ÂÂs Champions League to care about! And, uh, the Europa League - but we donÃ¢ÂÂt talk about that any more in dear old Blighty - it's beneath us, isn't it...?
The final whistle blows at the City Ground. Nottingham ForestÃ¢ÂÂs players trudge off the field, dejected after another winless fixture which takes the tally up to six. Yet again they have dominated possession and goalscoring opportunities, but once more have come away without the three points.