When Samuel EtoÃ¢ÂÂo slotted his easy-peasy penalty past, Deportivo midfielder, Juan RodrÃÂguez for his sideÃ¢ÂÂs fifth on Saturday night, the glucose solution in the juddering jar at the offices of Sport started to boil and bubble. Ã¢ÂÂOh no,Ã¢ÂÂ panicked the editor of the Barcelona-barmy daily as he watched the grey, shrivelled brain suspended in the gloopy fluid start to spark and shake. This definitely meant toil and trouble for the nuttiest of newspapers. The Catalan club hitting the record-breaking 50 point barrier was too just much for the One True Consciousness to take. The single-shared brain shared by the newspaperÃ¢ÂÂs somnambulant staff had to be taken off-line. Ã¢ÂÂWhat are we to do for the rest of the week?Ã¢ÂÂ wondered SportÃ¢ÂÂs superiors as they waited for the One True Consciousness to cool down. That was until one jiggling journalist leapt onto his desk and started going all 2001 - Space Odyssey on a colleague by beating him around the head with a copy of La Vanguardia whilst shrieking Ã¢ÂÂObama, Obama!Ã¢ÂÂAnd so was born the paperÃ¢ÂÂs Inauguration Day special - an edition that attempted to link the destinies of the 44st American president with Pep blinking Guardiola. Ã¢ÂÂYes we can!Ã¢ÂÂ yelled TuesdayÃ¢ÂÂs headline as Sport morphed a photo of Barack into Pep in four fantastic phases and compared the tasks facing these two famous figures. The former has to prevent the worldÃ¢ÂÂs economy collapsing, plug a pensions gap, bring in universal health care, save the car industry, oversee an orderly withdraw from Iraq, respond to a Taliban insurgency in Afghanistan and try to solve a giant frackinÃ¢ÂÂ mess in the Middle East. The other has to negotiate a testing tie against Numancia and try to look a little bit less like Freddie Mercury.