1 May 2009
"He was a brilliant little player but a dirty little bastard. He kicked me in the leg I’d just come back from breaking twice..."
28 March 2009
"When you are 22 and you face a challenge like Barcelona, you never think about who you’re going to replace..."
4 February 2009
"Graeme Souness? I'd probably get the first punch in, then he'd take the cartilage out of my knee"
28 January 2009
“It’s fair to say that a fair proportion of them are tossers, but I am pretty sure they think the same thing about me..."
1 December 2008
"Jackie Milburn put me off Newcastle: he told me 'They're dreadful, they're not very good for coaching'"
1 October 2008
"I worked in a sausage factory, so if I was playing badly I was having a ‘Banger’ or if I was playing well, I was ‘Sizzling’..."
1 August 2008
"I don’t mean this in a big-headed way, because I wasn’t a great goalscorer, but I scored great goals"
1 July 2008
Back in 2008, FFT quizzed the then-Chelsea striker on his colourful career to date. Why were things sour at Real Madrid? Did he play his best football at Arsenal? And what's his most memorable joke? Your questions answered... 
1 July 2008
"A lot of goalkeepers congratulated me when I scored goals against them"
1 May 2008
"There are three important things in my life: my family, my friends, and having a good laugh..."


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