1 December 2007
"My mates told me there was a job going as a lollipop man and challenged me to take it up"
4 November 2007
"If you think Camacho sweats a lot as a coach, imagine how much he sweated as a player..."
1 October 2007
"I spent so much time with the United physio that he was setting me homework"
1 August 2007
"I got picked up by the police. He'd accused me of attempted murder"
1 July 2007
"I'd greet Jordi Cruyff with ‘Dos San Miguels you dago b*****d’..."
1 June 2007
"Despite walking from court an innocent man, The Sun got what they wanted in the end..."
1 March 2007
"I buy property to rent out, or develop and sell on – it's not quite the same as playing a one-two with Matt Le Tissier!"
1 January 2007
"I don’t know how he did it, but the next morning Alex Ferguson knew exactly the pubs I’d been to"
"The surgeon said 'Ted, you're better getting it taken off below your knee'..."
1 December 2005
"I don't have any wingers in my side, which is why I have such attacking full-backs..."


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