16 of the weirdest transfers in English football history

Lord knows there’s been plenty of ‘Eh?!’ moments down the years, writes Huw Davies

1. Bebe (Vitoria de Guimaraes to Manchester United)

A lot of the things said about Bebe aren’t actually true. So unexpected was his 2010 arrival, British fans and journalists latched onto any rumour: that he’d played in the Homeless World Cup (he hadn’t); that Manchester United paid £7m to a tiny team (the fee went to top-five team Vitoria and third-party owners); that even now Bebe compares himself to Cristiano Ronaldo (he merely said Ronaldo is one of his idols, and they share shooting and running styles).

Most pervasive is that he disappeared without a trace. In fact, Bebe is playing regularly in La Liga with Rayo Vallecano, and in 2013/14 kept Pacos de Ferreira in Portugal’s top flight with a dozen league goals. And he scored for United in the Champions League proper, which is more than Marouane Fellaini has done.

But the fact that splashing out on a 20-year-old, despite claiming not to have seen him play, was Alex Ferguson’s most baffling decision – that much is true.

2. Kevin Keegan (Hamburg to Southampton)

Keegan played in the 1980 European Cup Final as Hamburg lost 1-0 to his former club Liverpool, then captained England in the European Championship, before landing on the Hampshire coast

Today, swapping Hamburg for Southampton would represent a step up, but not in February 1980: Hamburg were defending their Bundesliga title while Saints were re-establishing themselves in the top flight. Keegan, meanwhile, had won his second consecutive Ballon d’Or with the German club by a landslide six weeks earlier.

And yet, manager Lawrie McMenemy announced Mighty Mouse would be joining them that summer. It would’ve been no less surprising if he’d signed the actual Mighty Mouse.

The months that followed only made the transfer seem more absurd. Keegan played in the 1980 European Cup Final as Hamburg lost 1-0 to his former club Liverpool, then captained England in the European Championship, before landing on the Hampshire coast.

As for Southampton, even more impressive than the coup was successfully keeping it a secret. Imagine that tomorrow, the European Footballer of the Year – so, Lionel Messi – was unveiled at Crystal Palace and nobody knew about it. Twitter would combust.

3. Julien Faubert (West Ham to Real Madrid, loan)

Football agents speak of Faubert’s January 2009 move from West Ham to Real Madrid in hushed tones of awe

“His agent should be knighted by the Queen.” The words of Paul Merson, after the first recorded incidence of the Soccer Saturday team being shocked into silence.

Football agents speak of Faubert’s January 2009 move from West Ham to Real Madrid in hushed tones of awe. Amid two appearances for the Galacticos, the Frenchman repaid his representative by falling asleep on the subs’ bench and missing training by mistake (“He got confused,” said manager Juande Ramos, probably confused to be at the club himself).

Madrid chose not to make the loan permanent. Maybe they’d spoken to Alfredo Di Stefano. The facial expression of the club legend, one of football’s greatest ever players, in unveiling Faubert said it all.

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