If your club is linked with a non-league striker dubbed ‘the new Vardy’, the online encyclopedia is likely to be your first port of call. But who the heck is updating that goal tally? And, more importantly, why?
Does he mind being called a super-sub? Did he ever piss off Roy Keane? Was he a better finisher than Ruud van Nistelrooy? And does he still play Football Manager?! FourFourTwo sits down with the Manchester United hero