What Happened Next?

8 November 2012
"I got in the Guinness Book of Records because I scored 289 goals in 40 games. It was a good team…"
1 November 2008
"We do loads of different pancakes, with 99 different fillings. I think my favourite is banana and raisin – that's very nice"
1 June 2008
"Players used to take the mickey out of me, but it didn’t bother me because I could see that you wouldn’t still be playing at 40..."
1 April 2008
"Running a hotel must be every woman’s dream because there’s always something that needs decorating."
6 March 2008
"While football has been my first love, the arts have followed in tandem..."
1 January 2008
"It's great to retire when you know your legs are pretty much f*cked"
1 December 2007
"My mates told me there was a job going as a lollipop man and challenged me to take it up"
1 October 2007
"I spent so much time with the United physio that he was setting me homework"
1 August 2007
"I got picked up by the police. He'd accused me of attempted murder"
1 July 2007
"I'd greet Jordi Cruyff with ‘Dos San Miguels you dago b*****d’..."


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