1 May 2007
"There was a comic called Sparky, it rhymed with Mark, so I picked that. It wasn’t because I was a frustrated electrician or anything..."
"Where I was brought up, there wasn’t really much of a Morris dancing scene"
1 October 2005
The Liverpool legend selects his dream line-up for FourFourTwo in October 2005. Sorry Thierry, it's the bench for you... 
1 September 2005
"I don't drive yet, but I'll probably buy a cheap Fiesta, just in case I wreck it!"
1 September 2005
"I reckon Sir Alex Ferguson would have taken me by the balls. Just like Vinnie"
24 February 2005
"I just tried on a bra to see what it looks like. We've all done it, haven't we?"
1 November 2004
"I'm in bed. Wi' nowt on"
1 November 2004
"Jimmy Bullard and Michael Flynn usually hammer each other about their clothes, but they've started on me because I wear more funky gear!"
1 November 2003
"He was my hero as a kid, then I played with him for England and he was still playing after I retired. If I don't pick him, he'll kill me"
12 April 2003
"I threw a gun at you once and cut your eye, do you remember?" "Er, no"


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