You've seen it in the mag (right?!), now whittle away your Friday afternoons by taking on our tricky posers about the beautiful game online. Answers at the end...
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Question 1

Who had the better minutes-to-goals ratio: Thierry Henry at Arsenal or Fernando Torres at Liverpool?

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Question 2

What is Houston Dynamo boss Owen Coyle's middle name: Columbo, Columba or Columbus?

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Question 3

After 21 Premier League fixtures, who had the won the most points as Manchester United manager: David Moyes or Louis van Gaal?

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Question 4

Which two teams did England beat in their group to qualify for the knockout stage of Euro 2004?

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Question 5

In their history, Brazil have played 90 FIFA-recognised national teams. Who's the only one they haven't beat?

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Question 6

Name the four winners of La Liga's Pichichi award for top scorer in a season.

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Question 7

Andy Carroll scored his first senior goal past which World Cup-winning keeper?

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Question 8

Who was the only member of Germany's 2014 World Cup-winning squad born in a city that was once East Germany?

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Question 9

What unwanted Ligue 1 record did Montpellier claim in 2013/14?

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Question 10

Cristiano Ronaldo's 2014 Ballon d'Or win means Real Madrid now tie with which three teams whose players have won the award most?

The answers

Question 1
Torres (a goal every 121.3 minutes to Henry's 121.8).

Question 2
Columba.

Question 3
Neither - they each had 37 points.

Question 4
Switzerland and Croatia.

Question 5
Norway (four games: two draws, two defeats).

Question 6
Hugo Sanchez, Bebeto, Ferenc Puskas, Quini.

Question 7
Gianluigi Buffon, in Newcastle's July 2007 friendly against Juventus.

Question 8
Toni Kroos (Greifswald).

Question 9
Most red cards (14).

Question 10
Barcelona, Juventus and AC Milan.

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