23 signs you’re a real Liverpool fan
9. You hate the scoreboard, especially since it went all modern.
10. You know that the Bill Shankly quote about ‘not supporting us when we lose’ is completely made up.
11. You can just about deal with Mighty Red prancing about on the touchline, but if they ever replace George on the tannoy, all hell will break lose.
12. You secretly hated watching Wes Morgan lifting the Premier League trophy, unable to work out how he did it but Steven Gerrard never did.
13. You’ve watched this more than once, and made family/friends/girlfriends watch it too.
14. You bemoan YNWA now being played after the players emerge, and hate those who clap too early during it.
15. “John Terry slipped and cost Chelsea the Champions League."
16. You’ll never understand why Gerard Houllier signed El-Hadji Diouf instead of Nicolas Anelka.