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Fantasy football team names: 49 excellent (and awful) ideas for yours this season

Fantasy football team names

You can spend longer thinking up a witty moniker for your boys than it takes to pick them in the first place – but fear not, for help is on hand

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We could have spent hours trying to think up some terrific fantasy team names for ourselves, based on years and unthinkable hours playing the game.

But we had a better idea – asking the hive mind of Twitter. What are @FourFourTwo’s followers calling their carefully curated sides of 2019/20? 

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We’ve chucked in several of our own, of course, for your pleasure. Starting with…

The ‘classics’

These will either a) never get old or b) already feel so old that they’re back in fashion again. That’s how it works, right? 

  • Norfolk n’ Good

  • Ctrl + Alt + De Laet

  • Game Of Throw-Ins

  • Inter Yermam

  • Khedira Pin Drop

  • Murder On Zidane’s Floor

  • ABCDE FC

  • Fifty Shades Of Andy Gray

  • Krul and the Gang

  • Obi One Kenobi Nil

  • The Cesc Pistols

  • Cesc and the City

  • Le Saux Solid Crew

  • Dzeko and the Bunnymen

  • Blink 1-Eto’o

  • Men Behaving Chadli

  • Gylfi Pleasures

The good…

*raucous applause from Team FFT*

  • AC a little silhouetto of Milan

  • Gangsters Allardyce

  • Sound of the Lloris

  • Flying Without Ings

  • Come Digne With Mee

  • Champagne SuperRovers

  • Lingardium Leviosa

  • Enter Shaqiri

  • Willian Dollar Baby

  • Michu at De Gea Ba

  • Who Ate All Depays?

  • Moves Like Xhaka

  • 3 Men and a Bebe

  • Dukes of Hazard

  • Lallanas in Pyjamas

  • Delph & Safety

  • The Kouyate Kid

  • Netflix and Chilwell

The bad…

Dreadful insults to punning everywhere. 

  • Stay Together For De Ligt

  • Salt and Vinagre

  • Livorno Let Die

  • Werther’s Origi-nals

  • Origi-nal Gangster

  • A Bridge Eto’o VAR

  • Egg Fried Reus

  • Lauren and Vardy

  • 1Bissaka2Bissaka3Bissaka4

  • LaVideocazette

  • Balotelli-Tubbies

… and the dirty

  • The VARginas

  • Your Mum’s Zohore

  • Leavemyarselona

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