3 December 2009
"Des said to me: 'In 20 years, Andy, everyone will have forgotten about that truck.'"
1 October 2009
"It's so difficult to dance properly. I'll dance after a couple of beers..."
1 August 2009
"I rang Dean Windass and pretended to be interested in signing him. It went on for five minutes. I started to feel sorry for him."
"Why doesn't David Beckham buy Rotherham and build a team up? The kids would love to meet me and Barry"
11 October 2008
"I wish I was called Isambard. Isambard Kingdom Holloway, it’s got a ring..."
1 October 2008
"I worked in a sausage factory, so if I was playing badly I was having a ‘Banger’ or if I was playing well, I was ‘Sizzling’..."
13 September 2008
"Can I change to Pocahontas? She had those South American curves, very nice..."
31 July 2008
"Glenn sent me to see Eileen Drewery. I sat in this seat, I couldn’t see her – I thought she was going to come out with no clothes on or something!"
26 June 2008
"I was stuck in the back of a car for two hours with Edwina Curry... it was like being stuck with your mother-in-law."
"Someone will say: 'It’s you isn’t it? Martin Peters!' That’s quite odd, I’m much more handsome..."

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