Be red-dy for action
Even if you’re not turned on by the prospect of 90 gruelling minutes, get the juices flowing. “Red is associated with sexual readiness,” says You Are What You Wear author Dr Jennifer Baumgartner.
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Stand out in the crowd
Says trained psychologist Baumgartner: “Choose a design most recognisable by your team-mates, to assist direct and peripheral recognition.”
Flattery will get you everywhere
“The fit should create a look of strength, skill and stamina,” believes the good doctor. “Some players may benefit from a looser uniform.” You know who you are.