Barça face era of austerity as financial past catches up

That must have been a fun conversation to have while waiting for the coffee to brew at the Camp Nou staff canteen on Monday. As soon as Luis Enrique had gone over the cycling he'd done over weekend in an attempt to reduce his stress levels to merely ‘unbearable’, the Barcelona boss probably asked club president Josep Maria Bartomeu how everything was going in terms of the bigger picture.

“Oh, you know. So, so,” says Bartomeu. “Remember that whole transfer ban being lifted in January so you can renew a depleted and injured squad? Well, funny story. The club losing money in the last financial year means that we probably can’t spend any money. Oh, and Leo Messi might go to jail for a couple of years for a whole tax thing. Along with Neymar and Masche. And Neymar flew back to Brazil at the weekend and went to a giant samba party. Aside from that, all’s good! Byeeeee!”

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