Messi’s moment, Unai’s adios and Atlético’s Intertoto adventure

The moment Lionel Messi and his supporters had long been waiting for finally arrived on Tuesday evening. But for those paid good money and under threat of the sack unless gushing things are written about him, it was probably a match they had been dreading for some time. How do you raise the already justifiably stratospheric level of praise into something beyond the outer reaches of our galaxy?

A quick rejig of the Barça history books meant that little Leo only had to score one goal on Tuesday night to become the joint-highest goal scorer in the clubâÂÂs history. along with Julio César. Two strikes meant the honour would be his alone. Naturally the Barcelona forward banged in another hat-trick, just to make sure, in a mad-as-a-loony-lizard 5-3 win over Granada.

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