James Kilpatrick
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Nottingham Forest's FA Cup hero Eric Lichaj finally gets his dog – and calls it Gunner
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Lichaj's wife Kathryn has given into social media pressure and got her husband a puppy, after the Forest right-back came agonisingly close to fulfilling his pre-season challenge
Bundesliga referee improvises penalty spot after snow makes it disappear
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... After Cologne fogot to re-paint properly, the referee had to mark out their spot-kick using good old-fashioned steps
Dozy Malawian match-fixers go to police after botched plan
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Nchalo United bribed match officials before a national cup game, but demanded their money back after failing to get the win
Adidas release new World Cup ball especially for knockout stages
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Going is the black-and-white sphere we've become accustomed to at Russia 2018... to be replaced with its red sibling
World Cup fans will be allowed to bring prescription marijuana, cocaine and heroin into Russia
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Russia will let fans bring the substances this summer – as long as they have the necessary paperwork for them
Trinidad follow up ridiculously lucky own goal with absolute screamer against USA
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... A moment of downright bad luck for the USA was followed by another of pure class from hosts Trinidad – and ensured the USMNT won't be on the plane to Russia
Spanish youth team coach sacked after his team wins 25-0
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... After witnessing his team put in a dominant performance, Serrano B's U11 coach was sacked for winning by a "disrespectful" scoreline
Michy Batshuayi asks Chelsea why he isn't featured among goal-of-the-month contenders
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Belgian can't believe his own goal against Spurs isn't up for Chelsea's August competition.
Video: Swiss midfielder scores one of the best own goals you'll ever see
By James Kilpatrick last updated
In Other News... They really don't get more ridiculous than this... and in a semi-final too.
Shaun Wright-Phillips has a son... and he's been called up for England U16 duty
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... If the realisation that the baby-faced former Chelsea man has a 16-year-old son wasn't enough to take in, then this might finish you off.
Video: ICYMI Emmanuel Ledesma scored a naughty chip for New York Cosmos
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The former Middlesbrough midfielder made a great first impression on his NASL debut for the New York Cosmos
Demba Ba, Eden Hazard and Yohan Cabaye are investing in an NASL expansion team
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Ba is leading a consortium to launch a brand new club in San Diego.
Alan Pardew 'turns down Dynamo Kiev' to keep Premier League dream alive
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The former Crystal Palace and Newcastle manager has reportedly rejected jobs in Ukraine and the Chinese Super League
Chelsea's media team troll Manchester United ahead of FA Cup quarter-final
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Blues have succeeded with a not-so-subtle dig at Monday's FA Cup visitors to Stamford Bridge.
Dundee lose 5-2 to team of 100 kids in friendly match
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Scottish Premiership club took on a wall of kids - and they lost.
Offside or not? Internacional player scores bizarre winner in Brazil's second tier
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... You Are The Ref: here, the official overrules a very confused linesman to allow Inter's last-minute winner.
Reported West Ham, Everton target Henry Onyekuru dribbles from own half to score wonder goal
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Nigerian forward is allegedly in talks with two Premier League clubs, and it's understandable why after this fine goal.
USA's Josh Sargent profits from terrible blunder by Bolivia's goalkeeper
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The United States breezed past their South American opposition – but were handed the second goal on a plate in comical fashion
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain gets unwittingly mugged by young Liverpool fan
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... After failing to recognise a disguised Oxlade-Chamberlain, one young Liverpool fan had some harsh words for him
Video: Bolton youngster Matt Fearnley scores second halfway line goal in two months
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Bolton's highly rated forward Fearnley has netted with another phenomenal strike for the Trotters' U18s.
FIFA 17 matches to be broadcast live on BT Sport
By James Kilpatrick last updated
In Other News... Why enjoy real football when you can watch a random bloke play a simulation instead?
Ex-Barcelona star Isaac Cuenca caught short by unexpected photobomber
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Granada winger has taken a photograph that seems harmless enough – at first, anyway.
Reading use virtual reality to release new 2017/18 kits
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... After launching last year's kit into space, the Championship club have become the first to reveal their new threads with the help of VR technology.