Latest articles by James Kilpatrick
Roma president James Pallotta donates €230,000 to fix fountain after celebrating in another
In Other News... Pallotta is making a grand gesture to the city after going for a dip in Rome's Piazza del Popolo fountain
Watch: West Ham's Marko Arnautovic scores delightful chip for Austria
In Other News... Here he is on a good day: the enigmatic Austrian broke the deadlock in nonchalant fashion against Luxembourg on Tuesday night
Video: Marcelo completely overreacts to Ronaldo getting nutmegged
In Other News... The Brazil international couldn't believe what he saw after witnessing his compatriot Casemiro nutmeg Real Madrid's star man
Juventus's Federico Bernardeschi smacks in tasty volley against SPAL in Serie A
In Other News... The summer signing scored a spectacular volley in the first half on Wednesday night, as the Italian giants triumphed 4-1
Video: River Plate forward tries to stroke ball into empty net, goes horribly wrong
River Plate Substitute Tomas Andrade's limp effort at an open goal allowed Belgrano's grateful goalkeeper to claw the ball away at the last second.
Watch: A swarm of bees halts an Ecuadorian second division match
In Other News... LDU Portoviejo's clash with Manta FC had to be paused in the 28th minute.
Brazilian club sack four players over masturbation scandal
In Other News... Sport Clube Gaucho's president Gilmar Rosso has annulled the contracts of four players involved in a video.
Former WWE wrestler 'Hugo Knox' returns to football in non-league
In Other News... After leaving the WWE, former football league goalkeeper Stuart Tomlinson has signed a contract with Altrincham.
David Brooks withdraws from Wales squad, gets call-up for England within 11 minutes
In Other News... It doesn't seem to take long to switch allegiances these days...
Watch: Inter Milan's Andrea Ranocchia scores a ridiculously unlucky own goal in Serie A
In Other News... The 30-year-old gave up the first Serie A own goal of his storied career on the stroke of half-time at Genoa.
Ex-Fulham goalkeeper Jesse Joronen loses two teeth on Copenhagen debut, plays on anyway
In Other News... Joronen endured a painful start to life as Copenhagen's No.1 in Europa League qualifying against Finnish side KuPs on Thursday night
Video: Wayne Shaw turns up on Southampton fan bus ahead of EFL Cup
In Other News... The ex-Sutton keeper has continued to milk the hype around his pasty-eating antics from last week by turning up on a Saints supporters coach.
Steaua Bucharest's Ianis Stoica scores on debut... aged only 14
In Other News... Urgh – yes, really. Ianis Stoica has made the world feel that little bit older by coming off the bench to score his first professional goal for the Romanian giants
Video: Neymar spectacularly fails with social media showboat attempt
In Other News... The poster boy of skills has failed miserably in doing one of his more basic ball tricks.
Wayne Rooney features in another terrible Manchester United film link-up trailer
In Other News... Love blockbuster superhero films? Love Wayne Rooney? It doesn't really matter – you'll still find this ridiculous.
Arsenal legend Thierry Henry dresses up as a king in Nigeria
In Other News... Thierry "Igwe" Henry was given a royal ceremony on Sunday.
Rogue England fan celebrates in pub full of Colombians
In Other News... One excitable Leeds fan made his presence felt when the Three Lions scored their winning penalty against Los Cafeteros
La Liga: Getafe's only goal to beat Espanyol was an absolute humdinger
In Other News... Damian Suarez delighted Getafe fans with an outrageous long-range effort
Watch: Cristiano Ronaldo checks out his facial injury on a mobile phone
In Other News... Ronaldo commandeered the Real Madrid doctor's device to inspect his bloodied face. Got to look your best at all times, no?
St Mirren's managerial shortlist reportedly features two former Champions League winners
In Other News... A pair of high-profile Europe-conquering stars have been surprisingly linked to the newly-promoted Scottish Premiership club
Genoa teenager's father weeps on bench as son bags Serie A brace
In Other News... Pietro Pellegri's father couldn't fight back the tears after his 16-year-old son scored twice against Lazio on Sunday
Saudi Arabia replace head coach despite World Cup qualification
In Other News... It was meant to be time for celebration. But instead, Bert van Marwijk is looking for another job having been replaced by ex-Argentina boss Edgardo Bauza.
Remembered: Gareth Southgate features in regrettable post-Euro 96 Pizza Hut advert
In Other News... It’s National Pizza Day! And what better way to celebrate than re-watching the current England manager at his lowest ebb...
