In Other News... Joronen endured a painful start to life as Copenhagen's No.1 in Europa League qualifying against Finnish side KuPs on Thursday night
In Other News... Ex-Sunderland striker Stokes becomes the latest recruit to the Persian Gulf League under former Wales boss John Toshack
In Other News... Yuri Cortez has been invited to the World Cup finalists' country for a bit of R&R
In Other News... Loyal Hornets who put in the hard yards last season have been rewarded with the club's new away shirt
In Other News... The former Brazil international carried a device in a bag on his shoulder which enabled young Linda Ilana to breathe
In Other News... Ben Davis has seen his appeal to defer his service turned down – but his father is fighting the case
In Other News... The Class of '92-owned Salford City aren't messing around, having brought Aberdeen's prolific scorer to the National League
In Other News... The young stopper has become the fastest man to clear the game by doing so in 17.36 seconds. Hungry!
In Other News... F91 Dudelange's Bryan Melisse took out all of his frustration in the final minute of his side's Champions League qualifier
In Other News... Rodney Brown - who scored an own goal in the first leg, too - converted a lovely dink beyond his own goalkeeper. Oh...
In Other News... Santi's back! The Spaniard came on in the 67th minute for the Yellow Submarine against Hercules on Tuesday night
In Other News... The Nigerian Professional Football League has been suspended because two people claim to head up the nation's football federation
In Other News... Croatia needed three lots of extra time to reach the World Cup final, but this crop of youngsters, coaches and locals have taken the notion of time to new levels
In Other News... Bari, the former club of David Platt and Paul Rideout, have run out money and will start next season in the amateur leagues
In Other News... The Argentine icon has been given one of the more unusual unveilings in his new role. But then, when is anything ever normal with El Diego?
In Other News... Ronaldo hasn't even been officially unveiled at Juve, yet the Serie A champions are greatly benefitting from his name.
In Other News... Dutch club's physios have continued their longstanding tradition of messing with a few of the new recruits.
In Other News... If he wants to, the England manager could have an open-top double-decker parade... just for him.
In Other News... Viitorul Constanta's went for a spin to convert a sublime opener at Racing Union.
In Other News... Both chains have promised all staff can go home at 3pm on Sunday if England reach their first World Cup final since 1966.
In Other News... Dier says Southgate likes to blare out some '80s and '90s classics on the team bus.
In Other News... The 40-year-old netminder made his Parma debut 23 years ago against George Weah and now he's been given a fantastic reminder of it.
In Other News... A lengthy scrap involving both sets of players and coaching staff broke out in a Serie D clash on Sunday.
In Other News... North Carolina had ample chances to score the game-winning goal in the 97th minute, yet somehow they didn't.
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