In Other News... Joronen endured a painful start to life as Copenhagen's No.1 in Europa League qualifying against Finnish side KuPs on Thursday night
In Other News... Ex-Sunderland striker Stokes becomes the latest recruit to the Persian Gulf League under former Wales boss John Toshack
In Other News... Yuri Cortez has been invited to the World Cup finalists' country for a bit of R&R
In Other News... Loyal Hornets who put in the hard yards last season have been rewarded with the club's new away shirt
In Other News... The former Brazil international carried a device in a bag on his shoulder which enabled young Linda Ilana to breathe
In Other News... Ben Davis has seen his appeal to defer his service turned down – but his father is fighting the case
In Other News... The Class of '92-owned Salford City aren't messing around, having brought Aberdeen's prolific scorer to the National League
In Other News... The young stopper has become the fastest man to clear the game by doing so in 17.36 seconds. Hungry!
In Other News... F91 Dudelange's Bryan Melisse took out all of his frustration in the final minute of his side's Champions League qualifier
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