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Jermain Defoe says 2010 World Cup was so boring that he watched Wayne Rooney's entire wedding DVD
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In Other News... What better way to bond with your strike partner than by watching his big day on tape? Defoe did so to stave off the camp boredom...
Video: Chapecoense player sent off for incredibly inappropriate touching in Copa Libertadores match
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In Other News... Rossi was rightfully given a second yellow card against Nacional on Thursday night...
Watch: AEK Athens' Sergio Araujo misses open goal when it was probably already going in
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In Other News... Araujo impressively failed to score from a matter of yards out and somehow turned the ball away from goal in the Greek Superleague.
Middlesbrough's Adama Traore managed two quite brilliant assists against Bolton
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In Other News... Described by local press as a "watershed performance", the Spaniard's scintillating display was his best yet for Boro.
Ronaldinho melts hearts by surprising pitch invader in Costa Rica match
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In Other News... N'awwwww. The Brazilian legend has continued to endear himself to supporters by giving one of them a mid-match hug
Barcelona youngster Gerard Hernandez scores outrageous lob from kick-off
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In Other News... The La Masia hopeful netted a goal to remember in Sunday's final of the La Liga Promises tournament.
Torino steward has spleen removed after being hit by a wayward free-kick
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In Other News... Eesh: a venomous strike from Inter's Antonio Candreva has forced one unfortunate bystander to have surgery
Video: Ref makes horrendous penalty call in Asian Champions League
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In Other News... If you thought Bayern Munich were the beneficiaries of poor refereeing on Tuesday night, then spare a thought for Muharraq supporters.
In Brazil, Atletico Mineiro star casually finds top corner from halfway line
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In Other News... Fred (remember him?) and Robinho watch on as team-mate Romulo Otero dazzles with outrageous strike
Billericay manager Glenn Tamplin stranded in Mauritius due to Cyclone Berguitta
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In Other News... Billericay Town's outspoken millionaire boss – and owner – is caught up in the midst of extreme weather on the tropical island
Ex-Bayern defender Robert Kovac catches attacker who robbed pensioner
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In Other News... The Eintracht Frankfurt assistant snaffled a thief who tried to steal from a 72-year-old man.
USA's Jozy Altidore gets nipple-crippled AND bitten in the Gold Cup
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In Other News... The former Sunderland and Hull striker was given a rough night by El Salvador's Henry Romero.
Beitar Jerusalem plan to rename themselves as Beitar Trump Jerusalem
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In Other News... The Israeli capital's biggest club announced their desire for a name change on Sunday
Video: Neymar scores lovely chip, Paulinho hits hat-trick against Uruguay
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In Other News... The Barcelona schemer scored an excellent goal in World Cup qualifying to add to his ever-lengthening list of fine strikes.
Arsenal's Alex Iwobi scores last-minute equaliser as the Gunners beat Bayern Munich
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In Other News... The 21-year-old surprised the Bundesliga champions with a last-gasp header.
Video: Malmo's Yoshimar Yotun scores late screamer to down Djurgardens
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In Other News... Zlatan's ex-club top the Allsvenskan after a superb 86th-minute belter from their Peruvian wing-back.
Glentoran U18s score a wonder goal Manchester City would be proud of
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In Other News... Glentoran's 15-year-old Benji Magee caps off a flowing 20-pass move with a superb half-volley.
Stuart Broad is leading Premier League Fantasy Football so far this gameweek
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In Other News... The England cricketer is understandably impressed with himself after achieving what men across the world can only dream of
River Plate goalkeeper German Lux ludicrously catches ball way outside box, gets sent off
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In Other News... The experienced Argentine made the bizarre decision to handle the ball around 25 yards from his own goal
Schalke unveil new shirt you can use to make in-stadium transactions
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In Other News... The Gelsenkirchen club have released their new shirt for next season which has an embedded payment chip in it.
Trent Alexander-Arnold: My mum checks if I'm wearing sun cream
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In Other News... The 19-year-old says his mum is still trying to look after him while he's on World Cup duty with England
Serie B play-offs in chaos with participants Bari at risk of points deduction
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In Other News... Bari have already sold 8,000 tickets for their quarter-final match – but now it might be played at the home of opponents Cittadella instead
Pitch invader hugs Lionel Messi, kisses his boot in Champions League clash
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In Other News... The talent in Messi's feet is loved by football fans across the world – maybe just a little bit too much by some