In Other News... James Rodriguez has unveiled his 'JR10 token' as he follows in the footsteps of... Michael Owen.
In Other News... Millonarios edged past Corinthians on Thursday night thanks to an outrageous volley from Carrillo.
In Other News... Nigeria's patterned threads are proving very popular as Nike brace themselves for a huge number of orders
In Other News... Terry will trigger his extension if Villa are promoted to the Premier League... and he doesn't have to face his beloved Blues
In Other News... The Brazilian legend now has two fiancées to satisfy according to O Dia – and will unofficially wed them both this summer
In Other News... Bari have already sold 8,000 tickets for their quarter-final match – but now it might be played at the home of opponents Cittadella instead
In Other News... Ukraine's Interior Minister has accused 35 of the nation’s top football clubs of being involved in match-fixing operations that involve five criminal gangs
In Other News... After Enzo saw off the challenge with his dad's Real Madrid team-mates, it was time for the 30-year-old to do it with his son's team
In Other News... Thousands said they would turn up to protest Nainggolan's omission from the Belgium squad via Facebook – but very few actually followed through
In Other News... We have another dodgy piece of footballer artwork, everyone. Say hello to poor Chastain's plaque...
In Other News... Smith is recording the FIFA-approved track with Colombia-based reggaeton star Nicky Jam and Kosovan pop singer Era Istrefi
In Other News... Remarkably, no one was harmed as Red Star's bus caught fire during the revelry of their 28th league title celebrations
In Other News... Gunners' new threads include horizontal red lines on white sleeves, as Arsenal enter a Wenger-less era
In Other News... The 37-year-old journeyman will don a leotard and step into the ring for 'Fightmare' in 2019
In Other News... Playground stuff from Tadhg Ryan, who picked the ball off the ground twice before conceding a farcical goal
In Other News... Eh? The Sky Blues, apparently unaware of washing machines, will wear a special edition shirt for the play-off final because they're supposedly out of their current strip
In Other News... Something even more magical happened than minnows Aves overcoming Sporting in the Taca de Portugal final on Sunday
In Other News... Crowd trouble in their match against Lech Poznan meant the hosts were handed a 3-0 win... and the league trophy
In Other News... After the celebrations of his final game ended, Iniesta had a moment to himself as he bid farewell to Barcelona on Sunday
In Other News... A fake jumbo jet with four seats was used as a viewing spot for the prestigious showdown refereed by Mark Clattenburg
In Other News... Lennon has asked for the Scottish FA to go easy on him, but says it was worth it nonetheless
In Other News... Spartak Subotica beat Radnicki Nis 2-0 on Sunday after a scandalous call by the referee
In Other News... Atletico Paranaense's Santos appeared to have other things on his mind before his side's 2-1 defeat to Atletico Mineiro
In Other News... The Israeli capital's biggest club announced their desire for a name change on Sunday
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