Latest articles by James Kilpatrick
Video: James Beattie helps rescue two children from crashed yacht
In Other News... The former Southampton, Everton and Rangers striker helped two kids in trouble in Dorset.
Arsenal release new 2018/19 home shirt
In Other News... Gunners' new threads include horizontal red lines on white sleeves, as Arsenal enter a Wenger-less era
Aymeric Laporte's Manchester City transfer fee saves an eighth-tier French club
In Other News... One per cent of Laporte's transfer fee was enough for French club Sporting Union of Agen to get out of administration.
Video: Chelsea's Thibaut Courtois wildly celebrates after scoring in training
In Other News... The Blues' No.1 got very excited when he scored a goal past fellow shot-stopper Eduardo (you know, Eduardo!) in training.
Real Madrid's Marco Asensio ruled out of Champions League tie with leg pimple caused by shaving
In Other News... What the...? The 21-year-old forward picked up the infection in a grooming act gone wrong.
Banksy's 'Kissing Coppers' mural given Clasico twist in Barcelona
In Other News... One of the street artist's most famous murals has been tweaked to feature Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo.
Video: Dortmund's Sven Bender pulls off ridiculous goal-line clearance against Bayern
In Other News... Bender helped keep Borussia Dortmund's cup hopes alive with a remarkable clearance against Bayern Munich.
Egypt's goalkeeper is older than Roberto Carlos and Solskjaer – and tonight he's in the AFCON final
In Other News... Essam El-Hadary, aged 44, may not be donning sweatpants in Africa – but he puts the Euros and its oldest player Gabor Kiraly (40) to shame.
Besiktas said they wouldn't turn up for their rescheduled Turkish Cup semi-final tie... so they didn't
In Other News... Fenerbahce have progressed to the Turkish Cup final after the Black Eagles refused to play the last 32 minutes of their second leg behind closed doors
Video: Leeds' performance coach takes a tumble in front of squad
In Other News... "Right lads, this is how it's don-"... oh. Head of Physical Performance Sean Rush got more than he bargained for in a simple training drill on Tuesday.
Video: Spartak Moscow fans pull off outrageously fast pitch invasion to celebrate title
In Other News... Their 16-year wait for a domestic title led to what might be the speediest flooding of fans you'll ever see.
Journalists 'conned' by fake WhatsApp number spreading Riyad Mahrez transfer rumours
In Other News... An unnamed man has reportedly pretended to be Mahrez in order to get free stuff – and spread false rumours about his future
Lorenzo Insigne claims RB Leipzig assistant was blowing kisses at him during Napoli's Europa League exit
In Other News... The Italian winger claims Zsolt Low was trying his very best to distract him in their last-32 second-leg clash.
Car invades pitch in United Arab Emirates U18 match
In Other News... Er, sorry – what now? But yes: a car stopped a football match for approximately 16 seconds as a joyrider took to the pitch
Inverness to field strong XI for pre-season friendly... against 100 kids
In Other News... Inverness Caledonian Thistle have agreed to take part in "the biggest game ever seen in the UK".
Watch: Ousmane Dembele finishes off Villarreal with a lovely individual goal in La Liga
In Other News... Dembele scored twice for Barcelona on Wednesday night and ended the game with a sublime solo effort
Senegal and Japan fans tidy up after their World Cup matches
In Other News... The two nations secured victories on and off the pitch as both sets of fans respectfully cleaned up after themselves
Liverpool's Rhian Brewster fires in superb free-kick for England at U17 World Cup
In Other News... Liverpool hopeful Brewster netted England's opener in sublime fashion in victory over Mexico on Wednesday
Virgil van Dijk bigs up Liverpool's Daniel Sturridge as his hardest Premier League opponent
In Other News... The Reds' summer transfer target tells Rio Ferdinand that Liverpool hitman is one of the Premier League's top strikers alongside Sergio Aguero
Botafogo ban Flamengo from their stadium after Vinicius Junior's crybaby celebration
In Other News... The Real Madrid-bound teenager caused a stir with his mocking celebration, leading Botafogo to take drastic action.
Basel's Dimitri Oberlin redefines 'box-to-box' description with barnstorming goal
In Other News... Oberlin looks to be stating his case as the Fastest Man In Football with an outrageous goal in the Champions League
Will Smith will perform the official 2018 World Cup song
In Other News... Smith is recording the FIFA-approved track with Colombia-based reggaeton star Nicky Jam and Kosovan pop singer Era Istrefi
Thierry Henry scores after gorgeous no-look one-two with Zinedine Zidane in France '98 legends match
In Other News... Henry and Zidane rolled back the years as the 1998 World Cup winners reunited against Arsene Wenger's all-stars
