In Other News... The club's players failed to turn up to training on Monday, and will continue to do so until they're paid up until at least December
In Other News... Say what now? The UN World Tourism Organisation have appointed the Barcelona star to showcase 'responsible tourism'. It's a hard life being Leo...
In Other News... Mohamed Nufal is attempting to make the 3,000-mile trip to Moscow for Egypt's first World Cup appearance since 1990
In Other News... Samara, on the Volga river, is set to host six World Cup matches – but they're cutting the stadium's completion very fine
In Other News... Holt has been reminded that he must have a "consistent approach for all matches" when he offers out his post-match rewards
In Other News... Wolves fan Chris Jepson has spent 18 months building a spectacular model of his beloved side's famous ground – for a worthy cause
In Other News... Kuyt will finish the season mounting a fourth-tier promotion charge before taking up his new coaching post this summer
In Other News... "Happy birthday to me. Celebrating one year in the cupboard" – the Frenchman posted a cheeky message aimed at his current employers on social media
In Other News... Ramsey stole the show with a lovely piece of acrobatic skill to net the Gunners' third in their European quarter-final first-leg rout
In Other News... Nick Townsend broke his finger after an altercation with team-mate Dimitri Cavare in training. His manager isn't fussed...
In Other News... Italian referees association (AIA) president Marcello Nicchi has claimed that he, alongside other body members, have received threatening parcels
In Other News... Blushing producers covered up a female wolf's teats on the club crest
In Other News... Due to the fixture pile-up heavy snow causes, the Veikkausliiga chairman has declared a rule which forces clubs play no matter what the weather
In Other News... The Argentine already had a goal ruled out by VAR before he made a complete mess of a golden chance in front of an open goal
In Other News... Barça went 1-0 up in the first half of their quarter-final first leg as De Rossi somehow rifled the ball into his own net from range
In Other News... A Tranmere fan walked 300 miles to see his side play on the other side of the country, only for the match to be abandoned.
In Other News... Tyrone Marsh wheeled away in celebration for Macclesfield, but the waterlogged pitch meant the ball hadn't crossed the line...
In Other News... Traore changed his name and age around 10 years ago, according to an Ivorian club president who says his side once signed him.
In Other News... Taulant Xhaka scored a fantastic goal from distance as Basel drew 2-2 with Young Boys on Monday.
In Other News... Accrington owner Andy Holt is not happy with an EFL probe over his 'bonus payment' in burgers.
In Other News... Evangelos Marinakis, who also owns Nottingham Forest, has fined the team a total of £350,000 and has sent most of his players packing.
In Other News... The former Premier League star has reportedly crocked his calf while playing in a prison kickabout
In Other News... Abingdon United walloped Abingdon Town by such a large scoreline that the referee ended the game early because FOUR Town players stormed off
In Other News... Lazio reportedly paid a final instalment of De Vrij's transfer fee to scammers after falling victim to the ruse
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