James Kilpatrick
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Real Madrid's Isco mocks Tony Adams for his waistcoat
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Life has been hard on poor Adams since he took the reins at La Liga no-hopers Granada.
Manchester United target Ivan Perisic makes professional beach volleyball debut
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Inter Milan winger has been busy representing Croatia in an alternative sport.
Joe Cole to become player/assistant coach at Tampa Bay Rowdies
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The former Chelsea star and England international is taking his first steps into coaching
Russian club Mordovia Saransk offering free tickets... for cigarettes
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Mordovia have promised free entry to fans who bring a packet of cigarettes to the stadium ahead of their game against Fakel Voronezh.
Mexico's government say Hirving Lozano's goal caused a small earthquake
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Lozano's 35th-minute strike against world champions Germany literally shook the ground in Mexico
Roy Keane says he "hopes John O'Shea is a 'head-case' at home"
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Keane has joked that his former Manchester United team-mate must have his demons away from the game, having calmly glided through his entire career unscathed
Peruvians are doing absolutely everything to disrupt play-off opponents New Zealand
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... First it was delayed flights and bus rides – and now Peru fans have let off fireworks outside the NZ team hotel... at 2.50am
Egypt squad to decide whether to fast during World Cup preparations
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Egypt captain Essam El-Hadary says the squad will meet up to decide whether to fast during Ramadan.
Watch: Kaizer Chiefs' reserves shamelessly showboat to see out their match
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In Other News... The Amakhosi's second-string side decided style over substance would see them over the line against Platinum Stars' reserves in Durban.
Video: James Beattie helps rescue two children from crashed yacht
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The former Southampton, Everton and Rangers striker helped two kids in trouble in Dorset.
Arsenal release new 2018/19 home shirt
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In Other News... Gunners' new threads include horizontal red lines on white sleeves, as Arsenal enter a Wenger-less era
Aymeric Laporte's Manchester City transfer fee saves an eighth-tier French club
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In Other News... One per cent of Laporte's transfer fee was enough for French club Sporting Union of Agen to get out of administration.
Louis van Gaal admits spite in turning down Belgium job to keep Manchester United pay-off
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Dutchman has confessed his thirst for revenge after his United sacking led him to turn down the Belgium job
Video: Chelsea's Thibaut Courtois wildly celebrates after scoring in training
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Blues' No.1 got very excited when he scored a goal past fellow shot-stopper Eduardo (you know, Eduardo!) in training.
Real Madrid's Marco Asensio ruled out of Champions League tie with leg pimple caused by shaving
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... What the...? The 21-year-old forward picked up the infection in a grooming act gone wrong.
Banksy's 'Kissing Coppers' mural given Clasico twist in Barcelona
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... One of the street artist's most famous murals has been tweaked to feature Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo.
Video: Dortmund's Sven Bender pulls off ridiculous goal-line clearance against Bayern
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In Other News... Bender helped keep Borussia Dortmund's cup hopes alive with a remarkable clearance against Bayern Munich.
Egypt's goalkeeper is older than Roberto Carlos and Solskjaer – and tonight he's in the AFCON final
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Essam El-Hadary, aged 44, may not be donning sweatpants in Africa – but he puts the Euros and its oldest player Gabor Kiraly (40) to shame.
Besiktas said they wouldn't turn up for their rescheduled Turkish Cup semi-final tie... so they didn't
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Fenerbahce have progressed to the Turkish Cup final after the Black Eagles refused to play the last 32 minutes of their second leg behind closed doors
Video: Jose Mourinho holds 10-second press conference then walks out
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... The Portuguese manager had little time for journalists after witnessing his weakened side comfortably beat Crystal Palace.
Video: Leeds' performance coach takes a tumble in front of squad
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... "Right lads, this is how it's don-"... oh. Head of Physical Performance Sean Rush got more than he bargained for in a simple training drill on Tuesday.
Video: Spartak Moscow fans pull off outrageously fast pitch invasion to celebrate title
By James Kilpatrick published
In Other News... Their 16-year wait for a domestic title led to what might be the speediest flooding of fans you'll ever see.
Journalists 'conned' by fake WhatsApp number spreading Riyad Mahrez transfer rumours
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In Other News... An unnamed man has reportedly pretended to be Mahrez in order to get free stuff – and spread false rumours about his future