Latest articles by James Kilpatrick
Video: Ander Herrera struggles to parallel park a vintage Mini Cooper
In Other News... The Spaniard has had an excellent season at Manchester United, but is he any good at manoeuvring a car?
Wayne Rooney features in another terrible Manchester United film link-up trailer
In Other News... Love blockbuster superhero films? Love Wayne Rooney? It doesn't really matter – you'll still find this ridiculous.
Jamie Carragher trolls Gary Neville on Instagram about more than his haircut
In Other News... The Jamie Carragher and Gary Neville bantermobile rolls on with this latest dig from the former Liverpool defender on Instagram.
Video: In China, Carlos Tevez is getting cake in his face
In Other News... Since the Argentine is reportedly earning football's world-record wage, perhaps it's only fair he is occasionally the victim of some light-hearted banter every once in a while.
Gary Neville happy to appear on Arsenal Fan TV after calling fans "embarrassing"
In Other News... Former Manchester United skipper Gary Neville says he would happily make an appearance on Arsenal Fan TV to defend his view that Gunners fans made fools of themselves after Saturday's 3-1 defeat at Chelsea.
"They talk too much s***" Diego Costa hits back at fresh transfer rumours with Insta S-bomb
In Other News... Diego Costa has never been one to shy away from his critics on or off the pitch, and he’s proved it again in his latest Instagram post.
Egyptian club Zamalek sack their 23rd coach in four years
In Other News... The trigger-happy Mortada Mansour has sacked his 23rd manager since becoming chairman in March 2014
Fiorentina coach Stefano Pioli gets tattoo to remember Davide Astori
In Other News... The Viola head honcho has honoured his former captain, who passed away in March
Venezuela national team's physio Jesus Guacaran has been assassinated
In Other News... The 30-year-old was killed in the city of Barquisimeto on Wednesday morning
Toluca defender lobs his own goalkeeper to hand Necaxa the Mexican Cup
In Other News... Imagine this in the FA Cup final: Santiago Garcia's calamitous blunder in the 87th minute decided the outcome of the Copa MX final
Watch: Aston Villa's Jack Grealish delights Prince William with stunning volley against Cardiff
In Other News... Grealish scored a brilliant - and vital - late winner for Villa to grab victory over promotion rivals Cardiff
Serie B club Avellino fined €1,000 because of sarcastic stadium announcement
In Other News... Avellino have to pay the four-figure sum because of their mic man's sarcastic comments about some added-on time
Arsenal's Mesut Ozil 'honoured' after baby in India is named after him
In Other News... The German appreciates that Gunners fan Inzamam Ul-Haq (nope, not that one) and his wife, Fidha, have named their son Mehd Ozil
More madness in Greece: Panathinaikos players go on strike over unpaid wages
In Other News... The club's players failed to turn up to training on Monday, and will continue to do so until they're paid up until at least December
An Egyptian man is cycling from Cairo to the 2018 Russia World Cup
In Other News... Mohamed Nufal is attempting to make the 3,000-mile trip to Moscow for Egypt's first World Cup appearance since 1990
Non-League: Abingdon United beat local rivals 17-0, referee calls game off early after walk-offs
In Other News... Abingdon United walloped Abingdon Town by such a large scoreline that the referee ended the game early because FOUR Town players stormed off
Hackers steal €2m Lazio owed Feyenoord for Stefan de Vrij in email scam
In Other News... Lazio reportedly paid a final instalment of De Vrij's transfer fee to scammers after falling victim to the ruse
Colombia fans invade the pitch at Fulham's Craven Cottage after goalless draw with Australia
In Other News... Following Los Cafeteros's 0-0 friendly against Australia, a number of their fans couldn't contain their excitement
El Nacional goalkeeper dives ridiculously after referee pokes him
In Other News... Johan Padilla seized on an excellent opportunity to time-waste (even further) in El Nacional's Copa Sudamericana tie
Ex-Arsenal youngster Sanchez Watt given incredible red card after ref confuses his name for dissent
In Other News... The Hemel Hempstead striker had his red card revoked after the bizarre mix-up
Carlos Valderrama says he'll shave off his famous hair on one big condition
In Other News... Colombia's football icon has vowed to get rid of his famous mop if Los Cafeteros can overcome some huge odds
Robbie Keane picks himself on managerial debut – and scores only goal for ATK
In Other News... One day after he was appointed caretaker player-manager of the Indian Super League club, Keane netted the winning goal against Avram Grant's NorthEast United
Go Ahead Eagles fans attack De Graafschap players on the pitch
In Other News... After the Graafschap team celebrated post-match, a messy brawl ensued
