Pay the man, Arsene! Sign up Alexis Sanchez ASAP – analysis

Forget the January transfer window Arsene, reach down deep into your cavernous pockets and pay Alexis Sanchez what he wants, otherwise you’ll regret it. Yes, he’s asking for a preposterous amount of money, but that’s modern football. Get on board or get left behind. 

Fighting against the mega-money world of modern football is a noble act, but sadly you’re on your own amongst the game’s superpowers. Money is no object for Arsenal’s competitors and they will happily pay £290,000 for the high-energy, all-action talents of your Chilean number seven. If you can’t beat them, join them.

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