The moment I heard the bold plan to take a 39th step abroad... I was excited. Me of all people, with my Ã¢ÂÂfansÃ¢ÂÂ background. However, whilst I am used to putting on shows about British football mostly for the British people - I also have the foreign market in mind Ã¢ÂÂ I want to show off what is peculiarly ours to those that would lap it up on first sight and those who are harder work, perhaps with their own agenda or League.
My team Carlisle have lost 5 away games in a row.After a round of ground-hopping (Aston Villa v Newcastle United, Walsall v Yeovil, Wolves v Stoke) I arrived to take in the whole of the second half of Port Vale v United.
Richard Scudamore doesnÃ¢ÂÂt look like Baldrick. But his vision of a new globalised Premiership has all the cunning, merit and intellectual rigour of the most uncunning plan ever devised by Black AdderÃ¢ÂÂs half-witted aide.