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26 June 2008
"I was stuck in the back of a car for two hours with Edwina Curry... it was like being stuck with your mother-in-law."
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"Someone will say: 'It’s you isn’t it? Martin Peters!' That’s quite odd, I’m much more handsome..."
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15 April 2008
"I had some dodgy prawns from this tapas restaurant. I seriously thought I was going to die. It was all going on, at both ends..."
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6 March 2008
"I went in a wheelchair. I had a dressing gown on, a bandage round my head...but I’d leap up and start dancing."
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1 February 2008
"I dreamed about being a dwarf"
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12 January 2008
"A petting zoo? What’s that? A Stan Collymore dogging thing?"
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1 December 2007
"We loaded and loaded the M16s. Our fingers were bleeding"
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1 October 2007
"I wouldn’t resort to murder to further my career"
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1 September 2007
"What is a Scottish egg?"
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"I thought the alarm clock was an oncoming car. I punched it to bits"

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