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Back of the Net Retired ace “frustrated” at not being given a chance to succeed Priti Patel, Back of the Net reveal 

In Other News... Gintra Siauliai lost 6-0 to the Catalan giants, and it's not too hard to see why on this evidence

In Other News... What do you mean you've never heard of Matej Delac? 

In Other News... Al Ahli SC were given a route back into their cup tie after Al Arabi's net-minder went for a puzzling wander

In Other News... Tradition dictates that the head of Sweden's football federation has such an honour – but when you're Zlatan, things are always a little different 

In Other News... The Croatian has been voted by pesky Reds as their player of the month alongside Mohamed Salah

In Other News... After finding a fiver on the street, the youngster wrote a letter to his club requesting that it be delivered to Mooy

Rejected Football Scripts When the world is under threat from aliens (look, just go with it) and their Mourinho-led pals, there's only one crack team for the job. Well, apparently...

Lists Because sometimes, the men holding the microphones go just as potty as the rest of us. Here are some of our favourites... 

Rejected Football Scripts A top-secret meeting is being held to decide the future of the Premier League. Naturally, we sent 007 himself to spy on it for us...