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Back of the Net Ibra leaves United because Old Trafford is too small to contain his talent, Back of the Net reveal

In Other News... The Bees bagged a real classic of the genre in their 3-1 win over the Red Devils on Tuesday evening

In Other News... "I don't know if I will become a professional footballer... I hope I do," says the future winner of 11 major trophies and 34 England caps. Aww...

In Other News... Fellaini has been trying out a new hairstyle for GQ, and it's gone down predictably badly

Lists Jon Spurling selects a handful of players who showed dissent without barking at a referee

Back of the Net Our resident chuckle squad remember Eric Cantona’s legendary fan-assaulting, seabird-citing antics

Back of the Net Sanchez's beloved pets the latest victims of Mourinho's methods, Back of the Net reveal

Back of the Net Time-travelling Mkhitaryan puts Alexis Sanchez swap in doubt, Back of the Net reveal

In Other News... The club's pursuit of revenue streams continues by dipping their toes deeper into the tractor trade.