1 December 2006
"I couldn’t hit a granny, could I?..."
"Where I was brought up, there wasn’t really much of a Morris dancing scene"
“I don’t have children, but I have the Albion.”
1 January 2006
"Peter Schmeichel would be tasty, like Danish bacon"
6 December 2005
"I always go commando, son - I like to be loose and full of juice"
1 November 2005
"I was sick in a pork pie hat. Filled it to the brim"
24 February 2005
"I just tried on a bra to see what it looks like. We've all done it, haven't we?"
1 November 2004
"I'm in bed. Wi' nowt on"
1 February 2000
"My wife thinks Steve Bould is attractive in an 'I will come and bite your neck in the night' type of way"


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