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17 July 2010
"I'd like a go at being Bugs Bunny. He was tremendous at outwitting everyone..."
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26 June 2010
"Sepp Blatter in a loin cloth, covered in body paint? That would be brilliant..."
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"Wash 'n' Go? I've got bags full of it, mate. The boys have never smelled so good"
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1 April 2010
"Peter Sissons would give you a knock with a spanner, but I might stand a chance with Moira Stewart"
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1 January 2010
"Kenny loves gadgets. I got him to set up my son's Scalextric"
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3 December 2009
"Des said to me: 'In 20 years, Andy, everyone will have forgotten about that truck.'"
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1 October 2009
"It's so difficult to dance properly. I'll dance after a couple of beers..."
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1 August 2009
"I rang Dean Windass and pretended to be interested in signing him. It went on for five minutes. I started to feel sorry for him."
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"Margaret Thatcher sent me a note basically saying: "F**k off"
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"Why doesn't David Beckham buy Rotherham and build a team up? The kids would love to meet me and Barry"

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