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1 November 2011
"Cheese is for children. It's a poison"
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1 August 2011
"Jamie Oliver talks a lot. You could stick an orange in his mouth to muffle him, then get him on the grill and season him with oil, salt and pepper"
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Kasper Schmeichel
"I'm terrified of spiders"
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1 March 2011
"I like hotpot. I've had black pudding, too. Scotch eggs? I've not heard of this"
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Kevin Davies
1 February 2011
"A hoverboard or a singing puppy? Who writes these questions?"
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3 December 2010
"Graham Taylor called me up for an England friendly behind closed doors. I thought it was a wind-up!"
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6 November 2010
"The Beatles would beat me up..."
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10 October 2010
"I never joined the scouts, so there was never a Waddle woggle"
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16 September 2010
"Domenech was right: I’m a Scorpio, I had his wife, and I’m a bad man..."
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17 July 2010
"I'd like a go at being Bugs Bunny. He was tremendous at outwitting everyone..."

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