Football quiz time. Are you ready?
Winners' medals? Golden boots? PFA awards? Daddy’s Sauce Dad of the Year? Throw all of these in the bin.
We all know the honour that each Premier League player truly craves: the title of being the highest ever scorer by starting letter of their surname.
QUIZ Can you name every club to have won one of Europe's top five leagues since 1992?
Below are the players who top each category, from the ‘S’ man with 260 goals to Mr ‘X’ with just 17.
When a player has several names, it’s just the starting letter of the first part of their surname that we're looking for in this quiz. So, for example, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain would be an ‘O’ if he was in the below (he isn’t), while Graham Le Saux would be ‘L’ (he isn’t either).
We’ve given you seven minutes for this brainteaser, plus each player’s goal total: there are 26 letters of the alphabet (thanks, school), so 26 players to get.
Let us know which letters stumped you @FourFourTwo – then challenge some pals too.
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