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1 August 2005
"If I had to write my whole name, it would take a day"
10 May 2005
Roberto Carlos: One-on-One
"Ronaldo's parties? I'll invite you to one of mine and then you'll see what a real party is"
5 October 2004
Steve McManaman: One-on-One
"Roberto Carlos is deformed, isn't he? Two of my thighs stuck together would make one of his"
1 August 2004
Jürgen Klinsmann: One-on-One
"I think that there’s a lot of similar things between English and German people, but neither side wants to admit it"
1 January 2004
David Seaman: One-on-One
"Of course I don't remember it, you bitch. Ha ha!"
22 November 2003
Claudio Ranieri: One-on-One
"When it comes to using a meat knife, I can do everything. My players have to watch out or I will come into the dressing room and kill them"
1 September 2003
Harry Redknapp: One-on-One
"I'm f***ing chasing round the garden for four hours. I don't want to pick up a seagull – f*** that. It might peck me or do any f***ing thing."
1 August 2003
Peter Schmeichel: One-on-One
"I'm insulted by this question – after what I did for Manchester United I should be able to do what I like"
12 April 2003
Gary & Phil Neville: One-on-One
"I threw a gun at you once and cut your eye, do you remember?" "Er, no"
31 January 2003
Bobby Robson: One-on-One
"What's a nice expression for cock-up? Let's just say it was a huge faux pas..."