ArgentinaÃ¢ÂÂs New Year resolution: Be like Barça
Granted, there was no newly-crowned FIFA World Player of the Year Leo Messi at the Catalunya-Argentina friendly.
(One particularly bitter and twisted fan in Buenos Aires suggested that if Cryuff had called Messi up to play for the home side, the Barcelona forward would have overcome his ankle sprain).
But the world has now bowed down to the brilliance of Messi (apart from BrazilÃ¢ÂÂs coach Dunga and BrazilÃ¢ÂÂs captain LÃÂºcio, neither of whom both deemed Little Leo worthy of a place in their top three players of the year).
After the atrocious defending and lack of ideas from the team at the Camp Nou last night, it is time to suggest a New YearÃ¢ÂÂs resolution to Argentina in order to bring out the best of Leo Messi.
In goal for VÃÂctor ValdÃÂ©s - Sergio Romero
This is one position where Argentina are perhaps in better shape than Barcelona. ValdÃÂ©s is the big winner in BarcelonaÃ¢ÂÂs keep-ball philosophy Ã¢ÂÂ it reduces the likelihood of him committing shockers like this or these.
The Dani Alves-charging-down-the-right-from-full-back-to-help-free-up-Messi role Ã¢ÂÂ JonÃÂ¡s GutiÃÂ©rrez
Argentina are so short on full-backs that nearly 400 people voted for Fabricio Coloccini in a recent online survey to play right-back at the World Cup. 400.
Zanetti may not have the legs for this role, and Zabaleta is, by his own admission, too defensive.
Maradona is a big fan of JonÃÂ¡s who, unlike Gago, will do what he is told to do by his coach and not complain about being played out of position.
The Newcastle man is disciplined, has already played right-back once for Argentina, has the lungs and legs for the job.
The curly-haired-tub-thumping-put-the-boot-in-when-necessary Carles Puyol centre-back role Ã¢ÂÂ Gaby Milito
Milito is a carbon copy of his club team-mate, and as long as he can stay fit now that heÃ¢ÂÂs back from injury, he will be the first-choice centre back next June.
The Gerard PiquÃÂ© Ã¢ÂÂotherÃ¢ÂÂ centre back role Ã¢ÂÂ MartÃÂn Demichelis
Ever since a surgeon claimed that Micho had botox injections, people have been slightly suspicious of the lack of movement from DemichelisÃ¢ÂÂ upper lip.
Despite these claims, and his attempted Ã¢ÂÂtackleÃ¢ÂÂ as Bojan ghosted past him the other night, he's better than the other options at the back (Heinze, Schiavi, Burdisso, Coloccini).
"Oh no! He's picked a winger at right-back!"
The reliable left-back Eric Abidal role Ã¢ÂÂ Emiliano InsÃÂºa
Copying the Barcelona model means only needing one kamikaze full-back. InsÃÂºa was solid and unremarkable when called upon to face Peru, but is a stronger and more reliable choice that Emiliano Papa, and is also not Gabriel Heinze.
The Xavi HernÃÂ¡ndez metronome role Ã¢ÂÂ Javier Mascherano
Not as creative as Xavi, granted, but he can sit deep and keep things ticking over. Argentina need the old Mascherano. Badly.
MascheÃ¢ÂÂs dip in form is, perhaps uncoincidentally, more or less traceable to the moment he was named national team captain.
In Argentina you're the odd one out if you donÃ¢ÂÂt have a weekly session on the divan, so it's time to bring in the psychologist to bring out the best from the countryÃ¢ÂÂs captain.
The Seydou Keita/Yaya TourÃÂ© sleeves-up-workaholic-midfield-dynamo role Ã¢ÂÂ Esteban Cambiasso
YouÃ¢ÂÂre just as likely to see both TourÃÂ© or Keita drilling in a 25-yard piledriver as you are heroically winning the ball outside their own area. Same goes for Cambiasso.
The Iniesta pulling-the-strings role Ã¢ÂÂ Pablo Aimar
EveryoneÃ¢ÂÂs agreed that the Barcelona Messi excels when he doesnÃ¢ÂÂt have to come so deep to pick up the ball. You need a player with the skill, creativity and imagination to play near him.
Pablo Aimar is the man, although Javier Pastore could well be the long-term choice for the job. In the real world, meanwhile, Diego is likely to go for VerÃÂ³nÃ¢ÂÂs experience.
"Pablo! Good to see you again!"
The all-conquering-all-singing-goalscoring-wunderkind Leo Messi role Ã¢ÂÂ Leo Messi
The Ibrahimovic versatile centre-forward role Ã¢ÂÂ Gonzalo HiguaÃÂn
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The Thierry Henry-stay-out-wide-but-come-into-the-middle-as-and-when-to-cause-havoc-role Ã¢ÂÂ Sergio AgÃÂ¼ero
It hasnÃ¢ÂÂt been a vintage season for AgÃÂ¼ero, and reported arguments with his seÃÂ±orita, who is also the bossÃ¢ÂÂ daughter, may not help his cause for a place in the first team.
But there are few players with his raw talent. As with Mascherano, Argentina need the AgÃÂ¼ero of last season.
And with that, Argie Bargy is off to defend its inclusion of JonÃÂ¡s at right-back over a Christmas-sized steak.
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